Sunday, May 27, 2007

Bluffmaster

I have been meaning to write this one ever since I finished my epic world war two volume (The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich). But between my desire to shift immediately to reading about Indian freedom movement and the 1857 war, and wisely recommended to take a break in between reading so much history, a revision of the entire Harry Potter series has kept me sufficiently engaged to delay it until now.

The title of the blog, obviously, refers to one of the greatest charlatans of history, and the architect of the Third Reich, Adolf Hitler. The book is not about the war per se, it is about the the rise and fall of the reich that the Nazis boasted would last a 1000 years. They were off the mark by about 990 years, but the book is about what conspired in those epochal 12 years with the founder of Nazism at the helm, and a nation, a continent, a civilization under his military boots.

The book is replete with facts, figures, names and dates, just like any other history book would, but Shirer has a narration style which makes the book a compulsive page turner for most of its 1200-page stretch. The book begins with the humble beginnings of the man who was born Schicklgruber, and how his ideology took a concrete shape, reading the racist ramblings of Arthur Gobineau during his living-in-a-gutter days at Vienna. The stage then shifts to Bavaria, and these are the troubled days of the newborn Republic after the humbling of the First World War. The air is rife with vindictive feelings against the ‘November criminals’, the generals who were brave enough to tell the Kaiser that he must go, for everything is now lost.

Enter Adolf Hitler, with his half baked theories of the supremacy of the Aryan race, the lowly-ness of the Jewish (who, in his opinion, were largely responsible for 1918) and the dreams of a truly Austro-German reich. A twittering NSDAP is vitalized by a youthful vagrant failed painter from Austria, and his speaking skills capture the imagination of a state. Until he tries to jump the gun of his political star, and the Beer Hall Putsch ends in a tragicomic failure – except that it gives him an opportunity to bring forth his oratorical skills in front of a nation watching the trial, and gives him a chance to put his muddled theories in his propaganda –ish biography, Mein Kampf.

Out of jail he emerges, more popular than ever, and more determined than ever to take the German helm, without any unconstitutional demeanor (sans the political killings and street battles with the communist party workers). The book tells a fascinating tale of all the political intrigue that went on in Berlin at this time, with every German in the good books of von Hindenburg fancying his chances. Twice, the Austrian corporal is spurned. But he returns, victorious, victory handed over to him by a German civilization which hasn’t known rebellion since times immemorial. He assembles a ragged army of ex-convicts, fugitives, crooks, perverts, homosexuals – men with a twisted view of humanity and even more twisted view of history – out to redefine what the word civilization means – Goebbels, Roehm, Himmler, Schacht, Strasser, Goering, Heydrich – the list goes on.

The man never truly had any of his own – and a first chilling demonstration is made during the Night of the Long Knives, when he affects the cold blooded killing of Ernst Roehm, the closest he had to a brother, in a bid to purge the SA. The signals are only amplified in his famous Reichstag speech calling for peace and harmony, delivered with an effervescence which makes the likes of seasoned veterans like Roosevelt look up and nod.

The scene shifts to Hitler’s constant rants about Lebensraum, and here’s his chance to put it in action. The man has a nation rallying behind him, for he shows them a picture of a glorious, majestic Germany, holding its head high after the indignations of losing the war and its reputation, and the economic catastrophe thereafter. One by one, Austria, Sudetenland, Czechoslovakia all fall into his kitty, wonderfully abetted by an appeasing Chamberlain and Daladier and the Munich Agreement, which must rank as one of Hitler’s greatest diplomatic successes ever. The world watches, uneasy, shifty, edgy, but with hopes that the man is now satisfied, a view further reinforced by another of Hitler’s masterpiece speeches to the Reichstag.

But the man’s greed catches up with him. Poland is a fish too big to swallow without a burp, and even the Russian roguish support cannot make it any smoother. The battlelines are now drawn in the open, and the world wakes up, belated. At the height of confidence, and faultless execution of Blitzkrieg which brings them infallible fortresses of Belgium, the Nordic coastlines, and a romp across half the territory of France and the entire Western Europe mainland, the german tactics are best summed up in three words – daring, deceit and surprise. The Wehrmacht’s stunning force, the panzer divisions rolling across the European plains, the Stuka divebombers and the never-say-die spirit of the german soldier bring him stunningly swift victories. The might of british naval power, and the boasts of French eastern front are left gasping for credibility, as Hitler’s army gobbles nation after another, and by the summer of 1942, Hitler’s men preside over a dazzling array of victories, ruling the Baltic to the Mediterranean, the Atlantic to the Volga.

This is where the law of averages catches up with a man trying to outrun his destiny. The tactical confusion at Dunkirk, when all that was needed was a snap of the fingers, the failure of Operation Sea Lion when nothing but Britain’s superior use of radio kept it alive in the Battle of Britain, the neglect of Mediterranean and Africa, and the undeniable turning point – the failure of Operation Barbarossa and the gross underestimation of the Red Army’s tenacity, with Moscow’s spires within sight and then lost forever, a twin charge at Stalingrad and the Caucasian oil fields, and a loss of both – pegged the man back to where he belonged. His hopes irretrievably lost, as a quarter of all German armies without gaining as much as a foot of Russian soil, but not his iron will, he plots on, right until the day he commits suicide, and is consigned into the pages of history with a war cry to never give up and keep the struggle on.

The book doesn’t touch upon much of Pearl Harbour, another significant event that turned the tide of the world war, which I found a bit strange, but then, as I had to remind myself, the book was about the Third Reich, and its rise and fall. There is the obvious mention of the Holocaust – the most grim chapter of the entire saga, and not just literally. The man might still have passed off in history books as a warring marshal, had it not been for this most brutal implementation of all his botched up theories of eugenics and the superiority of the Aryan pure-blood. Shirer devotes a chapter on the various means and ends of ethnic cleansing, executed in all their sadism by Heydrich and Eichmann, but the sole chapter is gory enough for anyone who wishes to delve deeper into the psyche of the man, and corollarily, of the Third Reich. For here’s a man greater than a nation, with supreme power over the life and death of every citizen, and he takes them to unprecedented dizzying heights, before plunging them into an abyss so deep, that the collective conscience probably still hasn’t emerged out of it, given the hush hush references to anything and everything Nazi.

Whatever notion one carries about Italy’s role in the world war, the truth is revealed throughout the book. The fact remains that this was Hitler’s war, and all the victories were indeed, his. The military boasts of Mussolini were nothing more than that, boasts. And the Duce willingly got cold feet whenever the situation demanded for extreme (military) action. Although that didn't stop him from plunging his small dagger in the back of the French when the country was all but conquered by Hitler's marauders. Even after repeated chickening out, Hitler’s letters to Mussolini reveal how he thought that their fortunes were intriguingly linked, without any of the scowls that the man usually reserved for such display of spinelessness, time and again – something, that we would never truly understand, as Shirer himself confesses.

A masterful work, recommended to anyone with the tiniest bit of interest in history. The book is long, but it’s a journey worth pursuing.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Hassled in Hyderabad

Friday afternoon on a hot May day. Mecca Masjid. An explosion. And suddenly everything’s changed.

Not just for the people who were unlucky enough to be within range. I speak for me, for any commoner who walks down the street with a carefree attitude, whatever time of the day it is.

Or at any rate, used to.

Because such is the state of affairs at the moment, that the real impact of any such event runs deep and far beyond the actual toll, both monetary and otherwise. Because from now on, whenever I walk down, anywhere in Hyderabad, I will feel a bit tense, suspicious of anything looking even remotely out-of-place. The city, which has been my home for close to a year now, has suddenly donned a more hostile caftan, and the mosters-under-the-bed assume life. The denizens, who I never elevated to a close-to-my-heart pedestal, for some fault of theirs, will never even take that position, for no fault of theirs. The usual detachment exhibited when walking home at 12 in the night will be replaced by surreptitious glances and furtive looking-around, even if it is slightly after 10. Because I had planned to go to a movie at 9 today, after work, but now, suddenly, I am wary and I decide not to.

News starts filtering in as the day wears on towards its end. Heavy jam at Erragadda crossing. Buses burnt at Sanath Nagar. Some hush-hush voices even speak of another bomb going off at RTC X-roads. All of this might be true, or all of this might be a figment of imagination. It really doesn’t matter. But situation as it stands today, I won't ever able to nonchalantly ignore any bit of such news.

I typically read the newscast atleast 9-10 times a day, because I always have this urge to be informed. And as the news filters in, more and more websites get updated with the news of the latest blast, media isn’t behind in reminding people that the blast wears a cloak of suspicious resemblance to the ones in Malegaon, 31st Sept. Insofar as me, a news-reader, is concerned, the resemblance is far more than just the type of bomb that was used. The resemblance is in the panic feeling that this has set off. Resemblance is in a sinking feeling that whatever I think, I can never be as safe as we think. Resemblance is in a sad, numb and lingering emotion that I can never truly adopt my own countrymen as my own. That, at the end of the day, things might come to pass when it is each (wo)man to himself. That, sooner or later, a country that, despite its troubled past, boasted of a communal harmony far beyond any nation with such diversity can even dream of, ends up in a state when trusting a neighbour might call for uncalled-for innocence.

Yes, there have been bigger bomb blasts that shook the world. There have been greater atrocities that shook our collective conscience, time and again. There have been more sensational and daring attacks on human congregations, and human spirits. With no disrespects intended to the affected, and purely from a quantitative point of view, this one’s far from it. But this one is closer to home. It may not be a collective worldwide conscience, but my own is enough to trigger panic bells that never before clanged.

Here in Bollaram, clouds gather. It is windy, and the evening has cooled. The poly extrusion machine rumbles on. The 11KV transformer whirrs. Life goes on. But something has changed. Back in Secunderabad, bus stops are empty and traffic is scant. Marredpally main road wears a deserted look. Hyderabad will never be the same again.

Is it ‘they’, or is it just ‘us’, the anonymous office goer who only wanted to enjoy the 9 o’ clock movie and stride into his house at midnight, all without batting an eyelid about what lurks around?

Saturday, May 12, 2007

'Yan' weddings and 'yam' farewells

THAT, rather incongruously, sums up my stint at Bollaram, and in a larger context, of ITC too. Surprising, since one expects to remember a lot more moments in one’s first ever job, and that too which stretched for two long years, and all that I can recall are the farewells that I attended, and the weddings I contributed for.

THAT, again, speaks of the kind of experiences I’ve had. Nothing great to boast of. Nothing worth recalling after 20 years, except an almost guiltily romantic ‘yeah, that was my first job, with ITC.’

Or maybe the non-veg jokes at Bhadra page 3 parties, by the seniormost of managers, not for the content, but for the style of delivery. That, I have to give it to them.

And of course, the Bollaram chapter --

‘The person is on leave today.’
‘But I need it very urgently!’
‘Sorry, only he is authorised to do it.’
Ummm… okay, we can do this tomorrow, but uske baad will be very difficult for me…’ (thinking out aloud)
‘He’s on leave till Monday’ (SNAP!)

‘And on account of Product Development trials, we’ve incurred *** downtime’ (questioning eyes at me, as if searching for signs of the sadistic pleasures I derived out of that)

‘Abey tu tonygraf ka maal le, ya steffigraf le, mere peechhe mat pad!’ (an apparently frustrated FH incharge after I had poked him for the second time for a couple of 100 paper sheets)

‘Well, I need my laptop adaptor, without which I cannot work!!’
(Very calm and composed) ‘There is a simple process for that – first the material code has to be created, and then the user has to raise a procurement indent, which has to be approved, and a justification has to be provided because there is no negotiation for the single party quotation that we’ve got, and then…..’ (I stomp off)

‘I am still waiting for the day when you will do something that I ask you, without me reminding you again and again.’
(Doesn’t even look at me)

Sunday morning, 7 am, after I have spent three sleepless nights with my ragged army of two electrical engineers (both younger than even me) to commission a diesel generator so that production doesn’t suffer due to power cuts.

Tring…tring..
‘Uh-mmm-zzzzz-mmmm.’
Saar, this is ****, from Bollaram substation saar. From today onwards we will not be cutting your power.’
‘Uh-mmmmmmmm? Grrrr…zzzzzz’

‘I am not coming today…’ (either an sms in the morning, or a reply when I myself call up and ask for his co-ordinates)

‘We are a poor Division. We never had money.’
‘Uh-huh.’

‘Jab apan training pe jaate hain, woh ITD waale saale aise dekhte hain jaise hum low caste waale hain.’
‘Uh-huh.’

‘Anshuman, zara apna phone dijiyega…’ (short of actually charging the people, for all practical purposes, my cellphone IS the STD booth of Bollaram)

‘I don’t need iitians to run this company.’
(iitians didn’t exactly beg to be put here)

Saar, you need yapproval of ***** saar for this (any damned thing goes here).’

‘So, do you plan to be back after your MBA?’
(Silence)
…………
(Much later) SIGH!

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Blast from the Past

As my two-year association with ITC dwindles down to the last 5 weeks (more on that later), time is probably right to publish what is probably the greatest work of poetry out of papad' s stables. Full credit is due to the creators of the song, popu* and chindi*, to have come up with the masterpiece over a couple of hyper-creative days (more than a year and half ago), while languishing somewhere deep in the heart of Tam-land, and I shall make no attempt to make any smart-ass tinkerings (which is usually my wont)

Of course, if the song doesn't make a lot of sense, for lack of circumstantial information or otherwise, awwww, too bad! :P
_____________________

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that job used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make to the ITD land
And, maybe, we'd be happy for a while.

But August made me shiver
With every paper unit I covered.
Dirty pulp on the doorstep;
I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried
When I in my posting arrived,
But something touched me deep inside (from the bottom side)
The day the music died.

So bye-bye, PSPD KOVAAII.
Lots of water and steam,
But the life was dry,
And the bad old boys were pulping trash and time
Singin', "this'll be the plant where I'll die.
"this'll be the plant where I'll die.."

Did you write the book of pulp,
And do you have faith in Baapu above,
If the system tells you so?
Do you believe in virgin board,
Can city life save your Bhadraized soul,
And can you teach me how to live real slow?

Well, I know that you're deep in shit
`cause I saw you living in a pit.
You both didn't get your dues.
Man, I dig those HRA blues.

We were lonely AUTs broke in buck
With a dream in life ,didn't know life would s*ck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the posting arrived.

I started singin', (Loudly)
"So bye-bye, PSPD KOVAAII."
Lots of water and steam,
But the life was dry,
And the bad old boys were pulping trash and time
Singin', "this'll be the plant where I'll die.
"this'll be the plant where I'll die.."

Oh, and while Baapu was looking around,
Manoj found his future ground.
The sigma 11 was adjourned;
And a member never returned.
And while Clone n Choch crushed wood and bark,
And JD practiced biking in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died.
"So bye-bye, PSPD KOVAAII."
Lots of water and steam,
But the life was dry,
And the bad old boys were pulping trash and time
Singin', "this'll be the plant where I'll die.
"this'll be the plant where I'll die.."

I met an asshole ,You know Who
And I asked him for some happy news,
But he just frowned and turned away.
I went down to the HR door
Where I'd heard the music in Chennai before,
But the man there said the music wouldn't play.

And in the streets: the machine screamed,
The Auts cried, and the management dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The hope bells all were broken.
And the three unit I hate the most:
Kovai, Tribeni, and the Bhadra ghost,
They are forcing me to the last recourse
The day the music died.

And they were singing,
"bye-bye, PSPD KOVAAII."
Lots of water and steam,
But the life was dry,
And the bad old boys were pulping trash and time
Singin', "this'll be the plant where I'll die.
"this'll be the plant where I'll die.."

They were singing,
"bye-bye, PSPD KOVAAII."
Lots of water and steam,
But the life was dry,
And them bad old boys were pulping trash and time
Singin', "this'll be the plant where I'll die.
"this'll be the plant where I'll die.."

*Real names withheld due to security reasons
:)
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